Walk the Dog, Carefully!

If walking your dog inside a sports stadium can get you transferred out of a shit hole to some idyllic heaven, imagine what could be achieved if you can make your dog pee or poo inside it? Exile to Tibet perhaps, or banishment to Xinjiang, if the trends hold. Perhaps the Grandees sitting in the…

Bravest of the Brave, JEMMIE Sleeps in a Grave

The epitaph doesn’t mention his breed. Or his colour. Or even attribute him with any valour . Only the canine’s name shines in its full glory, celebrating his challenge to a larger predator – “Jemmie, killed by a panther on 24th November, 1903.” Did he fight well ? Did he last for some minutes ?…

Tommy,the Pitbull

Eleven misguided perverts left the world a better place last month by hanging themselves to death in pursuit of spiritual bliss. I welcomed their suicides considering that such people would only have polluted more minds had they lived longer. They would surely have corrupted the air,water and earth that came in contact with them. In…